Aet Lindling

Play me soft or play me low? Play me hard or play me in the snow?

I think you're confused about something. I ain't no character to be fit into your little box of conformist concepts.

Don't I get a say in the matter? And you guessed wrong, I'm not eighteen.

I'm spitting mad flow.

Your box of preconceived, misconceived, preconceptualized misconceptions.

I'm no character of yours. Don't try and fit me into your box of preconceptions.

Whoa whoa, let's not get too ahead of ourselves. Eli isn't even my real name.

I laugh a lot too!

Don't worry, m*therf*****s! I'll be T*rtle's replacement while they's away!

Woohoo! I am as scary as a Klansmember because of my affiliation with the Catholic Church. Excellent. I don't think he was calling Catholics scary, just saying he found both ...

Hmm....well...um... Why do we exist in the first place? If we were not placed here by some intelligent design, then you are practically forced to accept the (only) other explanation ...

No matter how hard the heartbreak, it dies eventually. Doing something you enjoy will certainly last you the rest of your life, as hobbies and talents and degrees cannot break ...

Christians: Quoting the bible is not an effective way of scientifically proving anything to a scientist. That is not to say that scientists cannot believe in various Christian wisdom, but ...

Yeah, that looks good!

Loophole, I am Matt Bomer. I rather like this one, what do you think?